"The Expert"

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 01/26/2017 at 10:01 • Filed to: None

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“We need you to draw seven red lines. All of them strictly perpendicular; some of them with green ink and some with transparent. Can you do that?”

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:05

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Nope.

MFW I am in a meeting.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/26/2017 at 10:06

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This entire sketch is a MFW.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:08

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I can’t into video at work.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/26/2017 at 10:10

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Complete block or no sound? They have subtitles.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:13

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Complete block on some youtubes. I’m guessing this is considered too risque for me.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/26/2017 at 10:17

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How evil. For a while here we had DNS based filtering you could get around by changing DNS settings, then it went to server-side, and then they gave up.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:27

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I work for a multinational corporation. They have a pretty skookum block.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:29

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This is why I’m glad I don’t work for a marketing company anymore.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/26/2017 at 10:33

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“Can you make it look like a kitten” - TRIGGERED

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/26/2017 at 10:37

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You can do this.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:42

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:43

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/26/2017 at 10:45

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/26/2017 at 10:47

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Definitely some nightmare-inducing Kafka shit in this thing.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:48

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I am going to need you to reply in the form of a kitten.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/26/2017 at 10:51

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CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 10:52

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I’m sure it is possible to get around but I’m also sure I couldn’t do it without leaving bread crumbs back to me and I like my cushy office job,

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/26/2017 at 10:56

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Alan > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 11:00

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I showed this to all of my fellow business analysts at .

The relevance has never been stronger.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 11:03

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Urambo Tauro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 11:11

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“We need you to build a car with more rigidity, more crash and rollover protection, more airbags, more convenience features, and we want you to maximize fuel economy by reducing weight while keeping costs down. Oh, and make it in the shape of a kitten kthanksbye.”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Urambo Tauro 01/26/2017 at 11:12

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kittens ftw

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 11:19

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#corporateLife

Jayvincent > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2017 at 19:05

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This will always get my star...